The t-shirt think tank have so far come up with this
and also this, which I prefer
The main issue is the steam train we’ve got out of the middle, which couldn’t possibly have ever pulled an orient express as it’s an American locomotive. More appropriate is one of these things
But that isnt going to render too good, and in any case we need something a bit more like this
which is a copyrighted image, but not an idea. So I’m hoping we can take something like this
and stick cylindrical smoke deflectors on it, and a lot more smoke, and Robert Stephenson is in your family tree.
When we’ve got a design that we’re happy with I’ll re-brand the whole thing as disOrient Express (not that Orient Express)